Then I saw Lucia rushing downstairs wearing only her nightdress with a coat thrown over it. Asher ran after her, only wearing big shorts while running even faster than she did.
“Mateo, you bastard! I told you to buy LaxaTube and you bought Crazy Glue? Are you trying to kill me?!”
“My ass was glued shut tighter than a bank vault!” Asher hopped around, holding his stomach and cursing, “Why do I wanna poop so bad?!”
“Stop yelling! We’re going to the hospital!” Lucia shouted, then pointed at me. “What are you standing there for? Go start the car!”
“Your humble servant obeys!” I cupped my hands dramatically, grabbed the keys and headed to the garage.
Amelia rushed after me, laughing so hard she almost collapsed on the floor. “Oh my god, this was insane! Missing this would’ve shortened my life!”
She was wearing a beige knit top over a black camisole, the black straps lying on her smooth shoulders. That looked insanely sexy.
She was… generously sized and when she ran, there was this bouncy "jiggle physics" that anyone could see.
It was like one of those borderline-sexy TikTok videos where the big-chested girls shake around and the BGM goes: “Let’s shake, shake with the sun!”
“Hurry! Drive! I can’t wait to watch the rest of the chaos!” Amelia jumped into the passenger seat and shouted.
I floored the gas pedal and the car shot out of the driveway.
I had been driving for almost three minutes when my phone rang. I glanced at the screen and saw Lucia was calling.
Was she sick? Why was she calling me when she was literally in the car?
…Wait. Where were Lucia and Asher?
I slammed the brakes and looked back. Damn! The back seat was completely empty.
“Hello, my dear wife, what are your orders?” I answered the call.
“Fuck you！Where’s the car?! Where the hell did you drive off to?! Hurry up and get back here!” Asher’s voice shouted from the background.
I whipped the car around and sped back.
Meanwhile, Amelia next to me was laughing so hard she almost passed out; her plump bosom almost shook right off. I nearly fainted just watching her.
A few minutes later, I drove back to the villa.
Lucia helped Asher into the car and glared at me. “Mateo, if anything happens to Ash, I'll not let you off the hook!”
“The LaxaTube was the problmatic one, why are you blaming me for?” I defended myself but didn’t start the car.
“Hurry up and drive!” Lucia snapped.