My Wife’s Best Guy Friend Had Constipation, So I Used Super Glue on HimChapter 1
I was a man who got married into a rich family and live by staying at home.
Meanwhile, my wife played around a lot and often brought random men home. If she didn’t plan on treating me like a human being, then fine. I wouldn’t act like one either. At least, my mother-in-law, Amelia, cared about me.
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“Mateo, Asher is a bit constipated. Go buy him a laxative. LaxaTube should be fine.” Lucia’s voice came from upstairs while I sat on the villa sofa playing PS5 with my mother-in-law.
“She brought another man home and ordered you to buy that guy LaxaTube? That kid really didn’t treat you like a person.”
My mother-in-law, who was three years younger than me, slapped her thigh angrily and rolled up her sleeves. “Too bad I was only her stepmom. If I were her real mom, I’d beat her!”
“What could I do? She had money.” I dropped the controller and went to buy the LaxaTube. Except, it was the "special" kind.
Not long after I returned home, I went upstairs and knocked on the bedroom door.
Asher opened it shirtless. He gave me a cold smirk and whispered, “I’m sleeping in your room and I’m ordering you around to buy medicine. Doesn’t that piss you off?”
“Oh wow, I’m soooo pissed right now.” I get along with his words while using exaggerated tone.
Asher looked like he’d punched a pillow. Then, he snatched the LaxaTube from my hand angrily.
However, the LaxaTube didn't make him better, instead he got it much worse!
At that time, I saw Lucia lying on the bed, scrolling her phone. Her nightdress was short and nearly see-through, showing off her perfect figure.
Damn. She had never worn that for me. But this dog Asher got the “new skin unlocked”?
I turned and walked away without taking a second look.
“Let’s continue our game, Mom,” I smiled at my mother-in-law and sat beside her.
Amelia frowned. “Good son, I’m three years younger than you. Can you please stop calling me Mom?”
“Well, seniority matters in this household,” I smirked.
But Amelia glanced upstairs and then looked at me with sympathy.
“Look at you. Do you even look like a real man anymore? Lucia stayed out all night and that was bad enough, but today she even brought a man home.” Amelia snorted. “My dear son, could you stop accepting things and be a more manly man just once?”
“AHHHHHHH!”
Before I could answer, a man’s scream suddenly broke out from upstairs.