After I Secretly had a Vasectomy, My Wife Got Pregnant1
My wife shyly held the pregnancy test report and told me that she was pregnant and that we were expecting our first child.
It was supposed to be great news, but I was stunned.
Where did this child come from?
I had a vasectomy a long time ago!
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"Hubby, I have good news for you!"
My wife Ruth was looking all mysterious.
I was a little surprised. After all, Ruth and I had been married for so many years, and our relationship had become a little dull. This was the first time she was this cheerful in a long time.
So I was looking forward to hearing some great news.
Did she come up with a new choreograph or get another promotion?
But what came next was a shock.
"Honey, I'm pregnant. The doctor said it's been more than a month."
Ruth told me as she handed me the pregnancy test report.
I was completely stunned.
Pregnant?
How could she be pregnant?
Ruth was unhappy with my lack of reaction.
"Hey, what's wrong with you? I'm pregnant and we're going to have a baby. Why are you not happy at all?"
Faced with Ruth's questioning, I suppressed my emotions and answered her questions.
"Are you really pregnant? Didn't you say you wanted to focus on dancing in the next few years? We have been taking good protective measures, how could you get pregnant?"
I tried to be casual with it.
Ruth's face froze, and a trace of guilt flashed in her eyes.
I caught it, and my heart sank instantly.
"Oh honey, of course I'm pregnant, and protective measures are not 100% safe. Aren't you happy that I'm pregnant?"
Ruth was trying to fool me again.
I really wanted this child to be mine.
However, unbeknown to Ruth, in order for her to focus on her career, I got a vasectomy after we got married.
I didn't want to distract her, so I didn't tell her.
Who would've thought she would give me such a big surprise?
She was cheating and got pregnancy. Great, I would find out whose child this was.
"Of course I'm happy, baby. It's great your pregnant now. Are you feeling any discomfort? Should we have another check at the hospital?"
I calmly began to change the subject.
Ruth thought she had me fooled and was having an attitude again.
"Of course there's discomfort. What do you know? You've never been pregnant. I'm hungry. Hurry up and make me some food."
I smiled went to the kitchen, but in my mind I was planning on how to catch the adulterer.