At my son’s wedding, I sat quietly in my little blue department-store dress while his bride’s family treated me like a harmless small-town widow they had generously agreed to tolerate, right up until the moment his mother-in-law glanced at me, smirked to her sister, and said just loud enough for the front row to hear, “That’s not a mother, that’s a mistake in a dress.”
At my son’s wedding, his future mother-in-law leaned toward her sister and said, in a voice so polished it almost hid the poison, “That’s not a mother. That’s a mistake in a dress.” Her daughter laugh…